bleu:
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
(Source: darkmysteriousandpissedoff)
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
(Source: lindsay-bluth)
(Source: cheia)
nick “needs to change his profile picture” bihm
2010 Kanye: Hanh??
2013 Kanye: HYEAARRRGGHHGH
“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden
The most genius thing I’ve ever seen on TV. “Compliments” on Inside Amy Schumer.
how it feels to be exactly me
upon viewing me, there is surely a lot to take in. from the lionish mop of hair on my hair, the brown dots like thumb prints speckled down my neck and back, to the too-long arms and too-big feet, i am by nobody’s standards perfect. my nose takes up too much of my face and i’ve been told i have tiny ears. my chipped and chewed nails tell the story of my bad habits.
now, my physical self and my conformation may lead you to believe that i am ashamed of my body. however, ask me about it and i will tell you in my too-deep voice that you couldn’t be more wrong. my mane has body and volume and makes me feel like the queen of the safari. my moles may be a distraction to you, and i do notice when you stare, but they give me hours of entertainment playing connect-the-dots on my arms. with those same noodle arms i am able to create some spectacular dance moves, and who really cares about your shoe size? my love for flowers and perfumes makes a big nose appropriate, and with my tiny ears i can’t hear those who tell me otherwise.
i am flawed, to you. but i am not my physical features.
i am so much more.
★★★★★
NBC 2013: The end of two comedy icons—30 Rock and The Office
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(Source: walkingblockade)
how much would it cost go get that dude from the B-52s to follow me around all day and narrate my life because I’ll fucking throw down some cash right now
In line at the bank! Gettin out money! Walk away! Should have got another twenty!
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If Your Friends Hated Everything Like They Hate Sports
